THIS:
May be a little tough to decipher.... see, this is the hole the plumber had to put in our ceiling above the 'fridge to drain the massive amount of water that built up in our ceiling in less than 12 hours, unbenounces to the girls of Whispher Hill Drive of course until this morning. Apparently all the water valves in this place are crap. In case you need to make some money to pay back those bets you made on the Pats, we're taking bets on how long Promax takes to fix this thing.