Turns my tummy a little too...

Me: If you come near me with that, I will puke all over you....

Lindsay: What? It's not like I'm showing you my foot fungus or something....it's just shit from my nose....ok, from my chin.

(Small clarification that really doesn't make this any better, but she was actually trying to show me the results of this sticky strip thing she pulled off her nose.....and I still just puked a little...in my mouth....you might have as well. Thank you and goodnight.)

No really...

...I was a little confused too when I saw this headline (if that's what you call it?):

Pregnant Teens Common Among Dinosaurs

East Hundred

I don't want to talk about it...

Ok Ok he did it for charity, that is very nice, I understand (I bet Enza doesn't understand)...but I can hope that Youk grows this the goatee back sooner rather than later. He looks a little too much like that high school picture. I'm not comparing him, but I know He-who-shall-not-be-named shaved for charity back in the day when he was still respectable and he pulled it off a little better...

(don't worry folks, Youk isn't going to get mad at me for saying this, he knows my love for him is almost unconditional, which is more than I can say for she who I will now refer to as She-who-shall-not-be-named)

Slappy Mc-Blue Lips

I hate A-Rod. I hope the Red Sox don't get him; he would be the biggest misfit in Red Sox history.

"Thank you, A-Rod," said ESPN's Peter Gammons, who left a baseball game in Denver between the Boston Red Sox and the Colorado Rockies immediately after hearing the news Sunday and flew to Legends Field in Tampa to get comments from Yankees front man Hank Steinbrenner. "We desperately needed something to get us out of the never-ending drudgery that is fall baseball. This is a real treat.

Price's picture from the Rolling Rally says it all:

I love Lowell, if he weren't married, I would marry him too. Maybe I should become a Mormon? Or is the polygamy only acceptable for the men?