Thursday, November 1, 2007

Slappy Mc-Blue Lips

I hate A-Rod. I hope the Red Sox don't get him; he would be the biggest misfit in Red Sox history.

"Thank you, A-Rod," said ESPN's Peter Gammons, who left a baseball game in Denver between the Boston Red Sox and the Colorado Rockies immediately after hearing the news Sunday and flew to Legends Field in Tampa to get comments from Yankees front man Hank Steinbrenner. "We desperately needed something to get us out of the never-ending drudgery that is fall baseball. This is a real treat.

Price's picture from the Rolling Rally says it all:

I love Lowell, if he weren't married, I would marry him too. Maybe I should become a Mormon? Or is the polygamy only acceptable for the men?

1 comment:

kim said...

i believe for women its polyandry.. and i think theres a plan around it, minimal jail time: (not that i've thought about this)

so you marry 2-5 men, go to jail for polyandry and serve...ehhh two years? THEN you get out, and stay married, if they try to charge you- BOOM, double jeopardy.

unless of course part of the sentencing is divorcing one or more, but really, can the court order a divorce? it'd be against your religion!